I got the P a beef snack stick the other day, mostly because I like to say “beef snack stick,” and he said he wanted one.
So, he opens it, takes a big bite, kind of made a face, and says, “I thought this was a fruity thing.”
It made my stomach turn a little to think that he was expecting some kind of dried fruit snack, and he got dried cow. I said, “I am so sorry. I know that must be really, really disappointing.”
Then he goes, “Well, it’s okay. You know I love meat.”
I did not know that, exactly. But now I do.